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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. --Alice in Wonderland

Harry Potter - Golden Snitch

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Priorities.

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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(Source: loserly, via officialwhitegirls)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via lawlschool-adventures)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via officialwhitegirls)

fagflow:

where is the lie

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via gnarly)